Batman has always been the serious, gravel-voiced billionaire crime-fighter we know and love…as long as you discount the time he was turned into a walking rainbow. Or a tree-man. Or a block of ice. Or an actual bat. Or chain-gang prisoner. Or a toddler. Or a baby. — Google Images I was going to sayContinue reading “Batman Definitely Has Rabies”
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves came out during a very influential time in my life. I was young enough for the neighbors to laugh when I built my first yarn-and-stick bow, yet old enough to get into trouble for threatening to cut their hearts out with spoons. Less intimidating when it’s a 7-year-old. So it’s noContinue reading “Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves is Secretly About Impostors”
Pacific Rim 2 is a great movie…actually, it’s three great movies. And they’re all hidden inside the movie we actually got.
What happens if you analyze the plot points of Fallen Kingdom with children’s books in mind?
Obi Wan, 20 years to kill, and a planet full of Tusken Raiders. What do you think happened?